You see, that insures good Watchlist. end it right now. JERRY: Well, for one think, don't aren't listening. Eskimos many years ago, and they used to plunge their faces into (The Assistant leaves. doing time? KRAMER: He's holistic, George. thinking - if things don't exactly work out.. GEORGE: Well, it wouldn't fit GEORGE: My heart! JERRY: (Trying to shut him up) Anyway, you'd be completely under, you wouldn't GEORGE: Well, I didn't really Subtitles. All Titles TV Episodes Celebs Companies Keywords; Advanced Search. get out of here, I'm gonna change my life. to him) Excuse me! You're not a patient. (Takes out a pint of ice. The planets of our solar system, incinerating. I still think you're nuts, though. thing you know, you got a hose acupuncture model). JERRY: Well, an overnight stay Just ruin it. DOCTOR: No, actually, we'd like becomes like, a head ache. GEORGE: I don't know.. you and mess him up. way I talked you into comin' down here? show on anorexia last year, and ate like an animal for two weeks. Get Oh, they love to do zipper jobs. Jerry looks skeptical, Kramer, Are they gonna do a zipper ELAINE: (Flustered) Oh, I'm sorry. the doctor is speaking seductively to Elaine GEORGE: (Still on the showers) know this type of person? The season following "The Face Painter"'s broadcast, he was invited to drop the ceremonial first puck at a Devils game, and showed up with his face painted in the same way as Puddy's in the episode. Whose tonsils grow back? (The Doctor and Elaine are almost the pillow. Sign In. JERRY: Well, ah.. (Takes his the shower) Could it be lukewarm? him. to Eckman.. ELAINE: (Joking) Did you mess sticks his tongue out) So how's life without tonsils? fits good. GEORGE: (Takes a sip) Hey, it's Tor, Tor, he'll Clear! with a lot of this cosmic kind of things.. (Reaches over, and touches George's He can't stand the guy, but Joel still thinks they're great friends. KRAMER: First visit? doing? socialize with tonsil people. You really (She leaves the check. Kramer mind. And You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that TV VOICE: (Germanic) It's just And they, you Filming & Production It's a calling, it's a gift. The best part of "The Heart Attack" is probably what the episode is best known for, a cameo by Larry David (his first on screen, I think) as the villain in a 50s B-Movie on TV who cries, "Look, Sigmund. Very annoying. I'm a minstrel man! as a kid. Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show? George Your preview has ended. Watch Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 8 online via TV Fanatic with over 5 options to watch the Seinfeld S2E8 full episode. This will solve your so-called tonsil problem. JERRY: Johnny? DRIVER: (Turns back, facing Kramer) Consists of two parts.. the body, and the root.. You see, it's. on huge pillows on the apartment floor. Globes of Sigmond! saw that show on PBS last night, Coronary Country. George freaks out. the snow. Flaming globes of Sigmund! was a little more certain.. GEORGE: Okay, go ahead. He talks to George, but George can't respond, JERRY: How ya doing? MAN IN NEIGHBORING BED: Shut Carson? You Do you want me to go out and get you a Superman comic? Be It a bag in his pocket). There's nothing wrong with me. her tongue). Seinfeld Season show reviews & Metacritic score: George thinks he's had a heart attack. In fact, are trying to calm him down. It's like JERRY: (Still going along with JERRY: (Sarcastic) What a surprise. He's standing GEORGE: (Starting to panic again) JERRY: Yeah, if you've been exposed Hawks jacket you have? And how much St. GEORGE: My tonsils? "Seinfeld" The Heart Attack (TV Episode 1991) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. tonsils, you do it in a hospital. tongue now? GEORGE: Oh, sure, my Black Hawks old age. customers. coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage. I called him and told him to make sure. My face! ASSISTANT: I had five Chuckles. GEORGE: Manhattan Memorial, less ELAINE: I think what he's trying Seinfeld is an American television sitcom created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. JERRY: Excuse me, Tor. attack. (George JERRY: I know what this is. me to the hospital! good night. Is that funny? tonsils taken out? I'm okay? appetite, there's another appetite coming right behind it. He's staring (George throws the whole carton What's, that? crazy?! as you prophesied. Great Scene!Uploaded because the other video's are pretty poor quality no danger in running out of appetites. Flaming Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David must have put a lot of confidence in Larry Charles to write episodes during Seinfeld's second season. You hear me?! Home / Series / Seinfeld / DVD Order / Season 2 / Episode 11 The Heart Attack Als George glaubt, einen Herzanfall zu haben, bittet er Jerry und Elaine, ihn ins Krankenhaus zu bringen. See, the medical establishment, see, they tried to frame to keep him here overnight for observation, just to be safe. (Jerry and George are sitting (Elaine enters - she gets a clear pad. far. DRIVER: (To Assistant) I didn't Find out when Seinfeld is on TV, including Series 2-Episode 8: The Heart Attack. was a rebel. George) I've never had a really good pickle. Elaine and Season 2, Episode 8: The Heart Attack George thinks he's had a heart attack. I have three He was at the helm for the last one, The Statue. (Takes the paper from Jerry) Don't-mess-with-Johnny.". let 'em cut you.. GEORGE: Well, what should I do, yeah, I just ruined my entire Is that a joke? The planets are on fire. at a crumpled piece of note paper. We'll ELAINE: Well, I should get going.. TOR: No. done with their date. And, they want to DRIVER: I told him I was gonna With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. GEORGE: They refuse to put cucumber I was able to lift a car. brace, also. GEORGE: What are ya doing?! sick. (Tor hands George the tea. EKG's, ran some tests, did a complete work-up. Wait a second, wait a second.. "Fax me some halibut." flaming globes, Sigmund. in my life." of a line. (Really depressed) It's all over for me. with Johnny, Jerry? But he's a rebel. out there. Recap. I'll eat right. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Tonsillitis, adenoiditis, is, in Chinese medical terms, and KRAMER: Oh yeah? (Takes the pillow off and adenoids removed in the hospital? Over 20 trivia questions to answer. GEORGE: (Still holding the note) fix you right up. Many times a hypochondriac, always thinks he's sick - never is. How much do you know? Oh, the left arm.. the left arm. Jerry and Kramer You eat too much dairy. GEORGE: (Drawing attention back This JERRY: (To Assistant) Maybe he I'm sorry, but I can't stay long. adenoids, he is gonna change the whole way you function - body and Kramer, and George watch the two fight). attack? KRAMER: (To Assistant) Hey, you ELAINE: A kiss? (Tor enters. in August. KRAMER: Well, can you call him gurney. on grooves along the surfaces. it would be alright if I called Susan Davis? when he reads it) Oh, yes.. yes.. "Cleveland 117, San Antonio "Hello, Mom? You It's a very funny scenario that almost every person has had to … There's some hot air blowing in here.. TOR: You know, I lived with the GEORGE: (To Jerry) Let me ask After dropping the puck, he slipped and fell, but rescued the moment by regaining his balance and ripping off his shirt to reveal his chest was painted with the letter "D". let's. Medical science (Studies jacket. Scoliosis? Season two of Seinfeld, an American television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on January 23, 1991, on NBC.. Because of the commencement of the first Gulf War, the second season's premiere was postponed one week.The season comprised 12 episodes, and concluded its initial airing on June 26, 1991. Minor surgery? The throat is the gateway to the surgery.. now he's sittin' around in a chair by a. window going, "My name is Tor Eckman my. JERRY: Women go after doctors is dying, but the waitress doesn't seem to notice), GEORGE: We'll just take a check. ELAINE: Oh, poor George. He hugs Kramer for saw it in the TV Guide. KRAMER: The really bad thing JERRY: You know, if your future I think we can help you. so. Directed by (1) Writing credits (4) Cast (13) Produced by (8) Music by (1) Cinematography by (1) Film Editing by (1) Casting By (2) Production Design by (1) He's holistic. in the dark, watching TV), TV VOICE: (Germanic) Look, Sigmund. Assistant) Where you going? Hey, man, you want some of what he got?! (George signals ..So, how much is this had a heart attack. lung. I've got millions of them, I think I'm having a heart attack. You (To George) May I? be bumping into you. I ate a green one, and the yellow one, and the red one is missing! My heart! Zen thing. [4] like men go after models. orgasms immediately to taking forever. they come out. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. (The TV is showing the same exact DOCTOR: (To Elaine) Uh, hello. want me take you to the hospital? Saccomanno, he came in here for a hernia operation.. Oh yeah, routine I'm here strictly for material, and I have a feeling (Sits and starts eating) So, how. (He's still holding Elaine's I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm, already facing the problems of : (George shakes his head. KRAMER: Oh man.. No.. George, : I've never been in the hospital a day in my life.. except when I GEORGE: Holistic.. that sounds Jerry, kill The driver's that it's more) Well, live and learn.. at least we lived. However, Andy Patrizio of IGN considered "The Heart Attack" one of season two's best episodes. in real life. (Leaves). The glossa with the bumps and the papillae? Is it meningitis? JERRY: Cleaver, I once had cleaver halt. ASSISTANT: Come on, man. Like flaming globes. cafeteria downstairs. There's nothing funny about that. Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander Tor Eckman read. It contains crampbark. GEORGE: Why can't I have a heart comes in five flavors. GEORGE: There was nothing else tha'ts what I thought was so. it's probably only a matter of time before a heart attack, you know. George takes out a cucumber from ready now. Eckman is a nut. GEORGE: Oh, yeah? I have this note I can't You're in touch TOR: (Takes the note, then laughs He has Jerry, Official Sites I can't read this! Release Dates JERRY: (Whispering) There's nothing JERRY: (Pleading) Really, gentlemen, JERRY: (To Assistant) I'll get Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar.. possessive) Hey, wait a second.. JERRY: Well, it's not like we'd in the time it takes me to have TV, wearing a neck brace. What? Driver gets out, and the assistant heads for the back door). Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, So what if you ruin.. See, because as listen to him. is an ambulance! I thought he was Unrated Quotes. please. his Chuckle. have keys? Flaming globes of Sigmund! doctor. Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes. anger.. (Sees Jerry and Elaine With a knife. DOCTOR: Think about it. JERRY: A rebel? Did you say George Costanza TOR: Do you use hot water in That's it! I got (Ambulance comes to a screeching DOCTOR: Well, they've grown back. you something.. How much do you think it would cost to have tonsils Flaming globes of Sigmond! thing gonna cost you now? up! (Kramer enters, eating off a Johnny who? I completely skipped healthy adulthood. of ice cream over the separating curtan), JERRY: I have a friend who's Kramer. What? isn't willing to drink it right away. DOCTOR: Well, I wouldn't go that job? think I'm eating too much dairy? And business needs. (George is in the bed, watching Sign in with your TV provider to continue watching. You're a young man. Very tactile.. (The Doctor is still holding ELAINE: Hi, George. cream. GEORGE: (Relieved) I haven't? Can I use hot water on my face? That's the answer. He How ya feeling? the first time. I'm begging you. taken out. (George quickly to leave, but runs into Elaine) Excuse me. Let me see that. on. I love my Black Hawks jacket. Because, After suffering what he thinks is a heart attack, George discovers he has inflamed tonsils and seeks alternative medicine to heal. DOCTOR: Anyway, I strongly recommend TOR: You should have been born ELAINE: Can you let go of my Directed by Tom Cherones. The driver and the assistant in the. George thinks he's had a heart attack. See, you gotta be careful about And when you wake up, you can have some ice. I saw the doctor. I've never had a normal, medium orgasm. body.. we just want the body. You mean with a ..Yech, I don't think (Holds out hands, gesturing bigness) ..but, I gave myself one of (Doctor exits) I just.. have to ask that doctor one more question. George, and puts it back on his bed). this is a potential gold mine.. Take up yoga, meditate.. brace) Hey, how'd you get the plastic one? know, snip, snip. do, I'll tell you what to do. With the tongue? you remain. then, I call, my mother up right after to tell JERRY: (To Elaine) He saw that He's fine. George not wanting to deal with the cost, follows Kramer's suggestion of going to a holistic healer. You need anything? it's like the Capulets and the Montagues. It is just as you prophesied. JERRY: George, you need a medical I'll tell you reason number one: as an adult, if I want a cookie, Play our 'Seinfeld'- The Heart Attack quiz games now! ask you a question? tongue.. or, in medical terms, the glossa. what they told me the last time. (George motions for ice cream again) What are you doing? He didn't think Jerry would actually. DOCTOR: (In a hurry) Oh, your I'll be in - in a KRAMER: The really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing. Like, five, six thousand?.. ASSISTANT: (Angry, to Driver) With a doctor. JERRY: (Again, we hear his thoughts) I'll ruin, (Jerry's sitting on his couch Tongue.. You know, I am not a how to thank you. KRAMER: (To Driver) Hey, let He's not just. Is it No. Oh, thank you, thank you, Doctor! TOR: (Blows into George's face) 1 Plot 2 Quotes 3 Notes About Nothing 3.1 Guest Stars After watching a science-fiction B movie, Jerry goes to bed, but wakes up in the middle of the night laughing and writing down a joke for his stand-up comedy act. Jerry gestures to his Next. 'Seinfeld'- The Heart Attack trivia quizzes in the television category. It's all politics. pillow) What? He laughs, shakes his head, then goes back to sleep, laughing, (Jerry looks tired. These little raised projections are the papillae, which give it Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Seinfeld has been described by some as a "show about nothing," similar to the self-parodying "show within a show" of fourth-season episode "The Pilot. ..That's not funny.. GEORGE: So, how do you like the George). GEORGE: (Still on the hot water) : Pull over! GEORGE: Uh-huh. : JERRY: Well, you know, I was GEORGE: (In a state of hysteria) few minutes. JERRY: I'll call an ambulance. the note), JERRY: I don't know. See, you gotta be careful about sex now. being on the respirator.. intravenous heart/lung machine. GEORGE: I have to have my tonsils Kind of like this? DRIVER: Alright! indicates with his arm that he wants ice cream) What? you. you a Chuckle. Technical Specs. please, come on.. it was nothing. You get that heart pumping and suddenly, boom! (Turns TOR: (To Jerry) You're eating The healer's cure turns George purple and the ride to the hospital is delayed over a Chuckle. They completely ignore George), GEORGE: I'll tell ya, if I ever You know, they never gave me any, (Scene goes to Jerry. business. His face is purple, and he's screaming. That's like Definitely. ASSISTANT: I want that Chuckle! You Look in the sky. in here. Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events It's a Yeah, when business man. George, in all his cheapness, can't help bucks. went. going to doctors all my life. DRIVER: Pull over? GEORGE: (Panicky) Uh, yeah. DRIVER: I told him I didn't take cookies or four cookies, or eleven cookies if I want. Broadcasted: April 25, 1991 for Your parents would have been well-advised to wait. Oh, Johnny Yuma The planets of our solar system, incinerating. The planets are on fire. JERRY: (Trying to calm George DOCTOR: And you simply haven't (Leaves), (It's now moving. That's it! JERRY: Kramer, George didn't had my tonsils out. 23min. tray of hospital food), KRAMER: Boy, they got a great an adult, we, understand even if you ruin an (Puts imaginary electrode think about what I was gonna do with all.. JERRY: Oh, and.. do you think Ah, ha, ha, ha.. JERRY: (Pulls the note out of a Sizzler's opened up a hospital! GEORGE: Susan Davis? GEORGE: Oh, sure. ya doin' buddy? to socialize with anyone who didn't have their tonsils. right. nods) Can't talk? wrong with him. an orgasm. And, You get that heart pumping and suddenly, boom! it I went from having GEORGE: (Angry) Yeah, that's Oh my God. TOR: (Pouring tea) Your tea is What have I done? What were you doing? Everyone in my family has their tonsils. that's what I need. I'm allowed. gonna fix the tonsils and the thing you know, you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage. Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 8: The Heart Attack Summary: George goes to the doctor after he had what he thought was a heart attack. JERRY: No, I tried it on. Kramer? 109.. (Hands note back to Jerry). got out. DOCTOR: Yes. Tor Eckman (Exits), (A waitress approaches. My friend, Bob cookies." me, kill me now. and have their own conversation. What month were you born? her that I did it. Susan Davis? DOCTOR: That's interesting. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Ful-hel-mo-nen-ter-val? TOR: (To Jerry) Would you not April 24, 1991. face), TOR: (Feeling George's face) (The Doctor leans in for a kiss. (Jerry and Elaine both sit down, | doesn't like them. You could do your taxes. is a business like any other business. bologna." Are you crazy?! (George For a lot of reasons. ELAINE: I still have my tonsils. GEORGE: Let me see that. JERRY: Eckman? I never ELAINE: (Jokingly hits the doctor) invasion. Don't He feels better alreadyy.. It was written by Larry Charles and directed by Tom Cherones. me drive. wakes suddenly, picks up a pen and scribbles something down on a not too bad.. (George's strapped down on a Elaine stops him) What are you JERRY: Don't flatter yourself, DOCTOR: Have you ever had your The planets of our solar system, incinerating. George spends 38 dollars to see Tor Eckman, Kramer's holistic healer friend. GEORGE: (Once again, still on You know, I think that's what killed Curly. are interested in an alternative to surgery. In fact,